The beloved “Six Flags” mascot who goes by “Old Man Yum-Yum” has died from the novel Coronavirus. Doctors are calling it one of the strangest deaths since the pandemic.
“It’s really been strange analyzing his death,” said Dr. Anthony Fauci. “He tested positive, nodded, silently went into his room, blasted the Six Flags theme and when we checked back in 24 hours later, he was dead.”
Fauci said he’s happy he got to spend his last hours doing what he loved.