Local Fleming entrepreneur and counselor may have taken growth hormone during time at Fort Hays State University

A shocking discover as Fleming entrepreneur and Fort Morgan counselor, Ryan Einspahr, may have taken growth hormone and performance enhancing drugs during his time at Fort Hays State University. Einspahr, who owns most of the town of Fleming, attended FHSU starting in 1998 and graduated about 15 years later with only his Bachelors degree.
Many of the locals in the small town of Fleming are shocked at the allegations. However, one resident, who asked to remain anonymous, stated that, “Yeah, he left here a real whimpy 5’8 “basketball player” and came back still whimpy, but much older and 6’11.”
We reached out to a fraternity brother of Einspahr, who played on an intramural basketball team while in school with him. “He was super tall, that was about it. If I could get the kids at my school to use whatever he was taking, they’d move the Wildcats to Steifel Gymnasium no problem.”
The National Association on Fantasy Sports and Doping/Cheating/Tomfoolery has been notified because it has been noted that Einspahr has been competing in what others thought were fair fantasy leagues. These new allegations could be detrimental and could force Einspahr to forfeit all victories/trophies/stolen footballs over the last 22 years.
We reached out to Einspahr’s parents, but they were too distraught and declined comment. Stay tuned as this situation progresses.
Included in this exclusive story is a photo of Einspahr during a practice at Fleming High.

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