An otherwise normal, family excursion quickly turned south at the Nashville Zoo. After 700lb grizzly bear escaped its exhibit and entered the food pavilion, commotion turned to panic turned to horror as Mr and Mrs Warriner saw their two children (8 and 5) cornered between the beast and a churro stand. A local man, who only identified himself as “The Angel Born of Iron”leapt into the altercation and fell the grizzly using only his cunning and strong left hand. When asked to comment on his heroics, the man replied “..the Bears only misfortune was it was born into a world where I exist.” The man then procured 2 churros, and left without further comment.