BREAKING NEWS: ICE SPICE CAUGHT MOLESTING PIGEONS IN NYC PARK

Several witnesses have testified they saw the hip hop sensation using several pigeons to sexually gratify herself. Some accounts claim she inserted a flock of 17 pigeons inter her vagina in an attempt to satisfy some sort of sick sexual desires. Authorities now believe miss Ice Spice is responsible for mutant mix raced pigeons popping up and running rampant on the streets of New York City. The local homeless population has begun construction of a temple to house these abominations. The temple is estimated to be completed by the end of 2023, and the new religion based around the creation of these monstrosities will become the world’s most followed religion by November 2024 (according to the BBC). The top of the temple will feature a solid gold statue of Ice Spice’s signature two fingers on the clit pose. The inside of the temple will be covered with thousands of monitors providing a 24/7 stream of Ice Spice shaking ass relentlessly. More on this story later as it develops.

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